Dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man........................... get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this, remember God saw you read this
Ex 1: We only saw each other once, and then you asked me if it was okay to date another girl while dating me. Fuck no, it’s not okay!
Ex 2: We had a pretty good relationship and even though we didn’t show affection, we didn’t have to. I’m glad we’re still on good terms and we had a good break-up, where it was mutual.
Ex 3: I’m glad it only lasted 2 weeks. I couldn’t stand it.
Ex 4: I’m glad we’re still friends. Even though the drama kind of sucked ass during and at the end, I don’t regret our relationship.
Ex 5: You were the best boyfriend I’ve had so far. I was really devastated when it ended because you totally said it out of the blue, on our 14 month might I add. I’m still a little upset that you weren’t upset by your decision to end it, but it’s alright. We’re friends now, and it should just be that way.
Ex 6: I wanted to break up with you within the second week of our relationship. I knew it wasn’t going to work out, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. When I found out you felt the same way, I was so happy. So when we mutually ended it, it was cool that we were happy that it ended. By the way, it’s less awkward being friends than being in a relationship with you. Work in being a boyfriend. Don’t worry, I was your first. Think of it as practice ;)
One little note I’d like to add: Ex number 5 was the only one that didn’t either cheat on me, or break up with me for another girl. So thank you for that. I really do appreciate that. It made everything so much happier. (Ex number 3 is the exception, because it was only two weeks and I don’t really count it as a relationship at all).