I have trust issues with authors
me reading: this character is going to die. isn't he.
me reading: I can't care about this character. I can't care about him as much as I want to because he's going to die
me reading: I can tell you're writing him like he's going to die, author
me reading: I'm not falling for this.
me reading: oh maybe he's not going to die.
me reading: because if he was he should have died there
me reading: okay, I'll care about him
me reading: I see that I can trust y---
the author: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
me reading: FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NEVER AGAIN NEVER FUCKING AGAIN
Pewdie: Hey I just met you~
Pewdie: And you're a lever~
Pewdie: So let me jerk you~
Pewdie: What the fuck did I just sing
Pewdie: I can't fucking see where my penis is
Hello, darling! Yes, you! Stop scrolling. I want...
I went to public school. I always love the Rage Quit
me when i first joined tumblr
me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
me: how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
me: wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
me: wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
me: oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already
penotbutter: kari-oke: nationalgeographicnipples: unreadablemind: homestuckandcartoons: suckmycholo: doctor what doctor where doctor when doctor why doctor how doctor chicka chicka slim shady
If Tumblr shuts down someday, I just want say to...
omg this is gonna make me cry.. I LOVE YOU ALL. GROUP HUG D’:
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks